THE AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL MARTINI
2 oz. Gin (Hendrick's if you are being picky) 1/4 oz. Dry Vermouth 1/2 teaspoon Jalapeno After School Special Hot Sauce Slice of fresh Jalapeno for garnish (red if you wanna be fancy) Fill shaker with stuff and ice. Don't kid yourself, you ain't James Bond - so STIR it, don't shake it. Strain into glass. Add Garnish. Drink and do a celebration dance.